Dachshund people are easy to spot. They are the ones talking to a long dog under a blanket, apologising to a stairway, or explaining that yes, the dog is the boss. Searches like "dachshund lover gifts" and "gifts for dachshund owners" show up often as holidays approach, and the results are often a long list of keychains.
This post is for a more specific shopper: someone who wants one funny, wearable gift for the dachshund owner in their life. All of the designs below are originals from our shop, and we describe what we can tell you about each one honestly.
What makes a good dachshund gift
Three things we think work:
- A joke about the dog's real habits. Napping, burrowing, bossing, short legs.
- A design the owner would wear out of the house. Not so cutesy it only works at home.
- Something that does not need to match the dog's breed exactly. Dachshunds come as standard, mini, wire-haired and long-haired; a design with a classic silhouette works for all of them.
Everyday gifts
"Long Dog Longer Naps"
The Long Dog Longer Naps Dachshund Tee is a wholesome joke for owners whose dog sleeps most of the day. The listing describes it as a good fit for "wiener-dog moms and dads", and it is a safe pick if you are unsure which joke the person likes.
"Short Legs Big Opinions"
The Short Legs Big Opinions Dachshund Tee has a retro look and suits anyone who has been bossed around by a small, loud dog. If the dachshund in your life barks at the mail carrier like a security guard, this is the one.
"Professional Blanket Burrower"
If you cannot find the dachshund, check the blanket. The Professional Blanket Burrower Tee is for anyone who has spent a minute looking for a dog that was under the duvet the whole time.
Wiener Dog Dad
For dads in particular, the Wiener Dog Dad Shirt has a retro-sunset design. Our listing positions it as a Father's Day, birthday or Christmas gift. We have not made a mom version yet; if you want one, tell us.
Holiday gifts
Two seasonal tees, if you are shopping for Halloween or Christmas. They cost slightly more (CA$27.99) than our standard tees:
- Long Dog Spooky Season, a dachshund in a witch hat
- Long Dog Extra Long Sweater, a cheeky Christmas tee about how much yarn a dachshund needs
Sizing and fit
All of our tees are unisex classic-fit cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) with direct-to-garment printing. The standard designs come in Athletic Heather, White and Ash, in sizes S to 3XL. Seasonal designs use darker colours. If you want a looser fit, size up one or two sizes. There is a size chart in the product photos.
What to know before you buy
- Everything is printed on demand. Allow 2 to 5 business days to print, plus shipping, so order well before a birthday or holiday.
- We cannot accept returns for wrong size or colour because each shirt is made for the order. If an item arrives damaged or misprinted, contact us and we will fix it.
- Prices are in Canadian dollars and may change; check the product page.
- We are a small new shop with no customer reviews yet, and we are not going to invent any. If you buy one and like it, we would appreciate an honest review.
Pairing it with something for the dog
A tee is for the human. For the dog, consider something that fits a long back: a ramp for the sofa, for example, helps many owners of long-backed dogs. Ask your vet about what is right for your particular dog, since we are a shirt shop and not veterinary experts.
Browse more in the Dogs collection.